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make the world a better place
Posted 07/06/2017
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you don't have to buy me pizza in particular, but go ahead and get it for someone else as it would make them happy and smile!



My Bae
Posted 07/06/2017
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Sometimes I sit in bed wondering, "where is my bae?" I haven't met my bae in a long time. I still remember...how cheesy he was I haven't seen bae for a long time. Maybe for like two months or so. I need to see my bae. I'm losing my will to live ever since he disappeared from my life But then I remembered... I never had a human bae, and that Bae was pizza and I ate him. But I still haven't had pizza for two months because my family won't buy me any 😭😭



bad sister
Posted 07/05/2017
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My sister won't belive anything I say



Runners
Posted 07/05/2017
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It's nearing the school year and I have no pairs of shoes left... all of them are damaged, torn, or unusable. I want to have a decent impression on my first day of High School. I don't want to be made fun of with the, "what are those?!" or the insults... i just want to be me... can someone please donate? It would be greatly appreciated... thank you. Please be a miracle in my life... :)



Pizza for Picture?
Posted 07/05/2017
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I was hoping this pic I took is enough to get a pizza....


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Small Calves
Posted 07/04/2017
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So I am trying to make a difference in my body by hitting the gym. However, I'm very self conscious because I have tiny lanky calves. I would love a pair of Nike Joggers.



twitter
Posted 06/30/2017
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Hi! I just saw this on twitter and thought it sounded like a great idea and I should come over here and post on it! Will someone buy me pizza?


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I'm really hungry
Posted 06/30/2017
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I'm super hungry and I don't get my paycheck until tomorrow. I have $3 in my bank account but I need that for gas to get to work tomorrow to get that check! #buymepizza


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Empty propane tank
Posted 06/29/2017
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Came home marinated meat, let it set and things were looking good. I prepped my sides just ready to fire up my brand new grill I bought yesterday from Lowes. I reach down to turn on my propane tank, smell a little gas and prepare to light. Click, click...no light. Messing with my grill thinking I bought a lemon. Kicked the son of a bitch and thought about he young punk that put the propane tank in the grill... Yup that's right the asshole sold me an empty propane tank. No steaks, I need a pizza.



Sleeping single in double bed...
Posted 06/29/2017
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So I had one rough day at work. Told her how much I was looking forward to coming home and catching up on Saul. I walk in the door, she yells at me, I yell at her, then silence for the next several hours. Then it's time for bed...and she retreats to the guest bedroom. Dang, JoJo needs a piece...of pie...please...buymepizza!